Heyy people.... glad ya'll made it to my profile section. Nothing much really but hey... at least I have one! Actually, I'm just kinda tired of people in cyberspace saying .. "hey u sound like a great person, so.. do u look like Albert Einstein or Dr. Frankenstein's helper Igor?" Well, actually I have very close resemblance to Einstein's pet guinea pig ( picture right-->) ahaha!
So what kinda person am I? Weird, very weird. That's what everyone keep saying... heh, so it must be true then. Who... in the right state of mind would actually live his life based on a computer game's character requirements? Sane or whaaat?�
Married? Uhh.. ya, happily married with four harddisks... ahahaha! (my favorite line wit women...just love that answer! :) ) For those who knows nuts bout computers goes.. "duhh... harddisks? kids u mean.." ...Harddisks! Easier ta maintain haa! Maybe I can live without women but without computers??? Uhh... the emptiness! What the heck am I supposed ta do for thrills then? Stare into her eyes and play Diablo on her chest??? Whoopee!
Ten years with computers has thought me lotsa things mann... basically woman and computers are almost the same... they come and go! LOL! I mean every now and then a new design turns up, some good ... some bad... but you know whats true? Computers get better! And faster too! Ahahah! (BLAM! Dang... there goes my life with women now. I'm gonna have the whole women community bounty-hunt my butt everywhere I go now! ) Aaargh! I'd be like comin out of a building, and...�� "There he is!!! Kill his ass!!!" ( a whole flock of women bearing clubs, hand-bags, bows and nailed high-heels jumps out of ambush position ) "compare women with computers would u!!!� Eat my heels!"� (WHACK! EAT! BLOW! and BANG! OOH!) But you know what??? "U missed me b*tch!" Ahahahah!
OK... ok, I apologize... to all women! Maann... even my mom would probably be standing behind the front-door of my house with my monitor raised above head level, waiting for me to come back at nite! Scary or whaat!
I live in Malaysia, great place and I have a great life... well, half of it sitting in front of computers. Other than that, I'd probably be playing Pool or shooting at something.. at least. Party? Naah! Not really.. been there, done it.. though. It bores me, I'd rather be at home on the computer or banging on the drums or go singing with me friends. Its not that I dont like to mingle or any of that sort... but if its a gonna be a party full of plastic people..ferget it! All they talk about is how big is each others businesses, brag about their fancy cars and compare how good they look with one another. I'd rather have a drink with Diablo and later kill his ass. Its not reality but temporary reality... I suppose its like ... enjoy it while you have it.
Anyone with practical skills or knowledge... now that I respect. Probably because there's something to gain there... knowledge! Its something you can bring to the grave with... of course if u're lucky enough, you might be able to get a diamond or two or tons of wealth from the plastic people... but hey, does it last? Try bringing your beemer with you when you die.
In the fast world that we are living in today, in a wink of an eye... everything can just go up in smoke. Its true... with mankind holding so much hatred with one another, war going on here and there, constructions of new weapons of mass destruction... dont be supprised if 3rd World War breaks out in the near future. What will u do then? Drive your beemer across the battle field? Ahahah! Id like ta see that happen...
Maybe I've been spending too much time playing computer games, (especially Fallout!) call me a pre-fallout psycho or nut or whatever you like but hypothetically speaking... With what's happening in the Balkans, Mediterranean Gulf and India-Pakistan nuclear arms race and the Year 2000 issue!!� If what Nostradamus predicts is true... you'd better enjoy what ever you have while you have it. According to some of the damage analysis I've read and studied myself, no place on earth is a safe place, the whole of Europe will be wiped out, atleast 3/4 of North America and 1/2 of South America will go up in smoke, half of Africa and the Middle-East will be annihilated, East-Asia, Far-East and China will disintegrate ... etc. That is if it is one-to-one nuking, but what if there really was nukes aimed at every major city in the world? Pray to God and hope to die? is it? Or try to drive as fast as you can out of the city with yer beemer? No laughing matter mann! If we die instantly fair enough, but what if we come out of the ruins after the Holocaust? In one piece fine, mutated?? Walking around with no skin?? Child born with 3 arms / legs?? you might have 4 balls instead? No way mann, I'd rather not have survived than see all those.
Maybe those who survive the holocaust, (1)ages 15-45... might be able to fight a new life, if you have the skills that is, if you dont... you either die or you wont last long. (2)Ages 50 and above... too weak, will be dependent of younger ones but if there's no younger ones? will eventually fade off. (3)Ages 15 and below... very dependent on elders, definitely no skills, strong ones might be able to pull through but if there's no food? will not survive either.
Back to real world now, if you have the means, the wealth and some sense... go get skills, knowledge and experience. For those who wants some really good survival tips or maybe even learn some good skills, go out and get Fallout 1 & 2. Paper qualifications, PH.D., Degree, Masters or slaves to the paper... wont mean anything if you cant do the job or cant survive. Hopefully Lawyers will die first... Heh! :)
Well, no offense to anyone and dont take whatever I said seriously... heyy, Its just me! Then again it could be true... who knows? Think about it! Ahahah! Mail me for comments, insults, whatever... lemme know! I'll post it up! Wanna duel it out? Look me up in UT, Battle.net, Heat.net ...etc!
~ PEACE BE WITH YOU... ~ Azlano
Jan 2000 note - Ok... so the whole world didnt blow up. Sue me, blow me, whatever....it aint over till the fat lady sings... Coz It aint the new Millennium Yet doh! So you still have a year to get it right! :)
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